Automatic Doors? No Thanks. I Want Automatic Nachos.

Sure, automatic doors are fine. Convenient. Polite. They open when you approach, making you feel vaguely important—like the world’s most mediocre celebrity. But you know what would actually make life better? An automatic nacho dispenser. Imagine stepping onto your doormat, hearing a soft ding, and suddenly—boom—nachos.

No fumbling for a snack. No balancing chips while opening doors. Just pure, effortless, hands-free nacho magic. Enter your home? Nachos. Leaving? More nachos, obviously. Honestly, why stop at the front door? Bedroom door, bathroom door, garage—every entrance should be nacho-triggered.

If technology can make doors open without touching them, surely it’s time to upgrade. Forget convenience. Let’s aim for decadence. Let’s build a world where every step leads to cheese-covered, jalapeño-laden greatness.

It’s not automation—it’s nacho-mation.

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