Avocado Sunrise Stack

If you're the type who greets the sun with a jog and a smile, you probably terrify the rest of us. But we’ll let it slide today—because you also inspired the most bougie, brunchy nachos this side of a rooftop café.

Meet the Avocado Sunrise Stack: multigrain chips for the illusion of health, layered with velvety smashed avocado, tangy cherry tomatoes, and slices of soft-boiled egg that are Instagram-perfect if you squint. Chili flakes bring the drama, and a generous drizzle of lemony hollandaise turns this pile into a full-on morning event.

It's basically if an influencer's breakfast bowl and a 2 AM nacho binge had a gorgeous, confusing baby. These are nachos that pretend to care about your wellness while still delivering a cholesterol love punch. They’re crunchy, creamy, zingy, and pretentious in the best way.

So yes, wake up early. Flex your productivity. Make your French press coffee. And then absolutely ruin all that effort by eating an entire tray of these avocado nachos while pretending you're “starting the day off right.” No one needs to know.