Color Me Crunchy: Announcing the Wandering Nacho Coloring Book

Look, not everything needs to be edible. Some things just need to be aggressively weird and full of hand-drawn nachos. And so: the Wandering Nacho Coloring Book is now a thing.

Inside its glorious black-and-white pages, you’ll find tortilla chips doing taxes, rivers of melty cheese drawn like ancient lava flows, and one very distressed jar of salsa contemplating its existence. There are mandalas made of jalapeños, snack-themed optical illusions, and yes—a full spread titled “Mount Chipmore.”

This isn’t for kids (unless your kids are chill with angry beans and existential queso). It’s for snack-lovers, doodlers, and anyone who’s ever thought, “What if I gave this guac some emotional baggage?”

We’re bringing the whole crayon box to the table—cheddar orange, jalapeño green, salsa red, sour cream white, and that weird brown that only works for overcooked ground beef. First downloadable page is coming soon, and yes, it’s 100% ready for fridge display.