Sorting Chip Ceremony

If you sat down in front of a talking sombrero and it shouted “NACHOS,” would you question it?

Welcome to the Sorting Chip Ceremony — where your personality is judged not by your bravery, ambition, or intellect, but by what you pile on your plate.

**Gryffindor Nachos** are bold and fiery. We’re talking spicy salsa, jalapeños, ghost pepper drizzle, and maybe a reckless squeeze of lime. It’s not about safety — it’s about flavor bravery.

**Ravenclaw Nachos** are clever and refined. Blue corn chips, sharp aged cheddar, pickled red onions, and toppings arranged with such precision it’s borderline academic.

**Hufflepuff Nachos** are warm, comforting, and overly generous. Think hearty beans, buttery corn, soft cheese drizzle (not too much), and the kind of guac that gives you a hug.

**Slytherin Nachos**? Dark olives, green chiles, smoked meats, and extra garlic aioli — dramatic, cunning, and just a little bit intimidating. They don’t share. They don’t apologize. And they look incredible on Instagram.

So grab a chip and listen closely — it might be trying to tell you something.

*Image created using DALL-E.*