The Dewey Decimal System, but Make it Nachos

It’s Dewey Decimal System Day, and while libraries are busy cataloging human knowledge, we’re here asking the real question: What happens if we applied this organizational brilliance to nachos? Because if anything deserves a structured system, it’s a plate of cheesy, crunchy chaos.

📚 000–099: The Fundamentals

The chips. The OGs. Sturdy, no-frills, and unapologetically plain. These chips are the foundation of greatness—until someone ruins it with soggy queso.

📚 300–399: Social Nachos

The nachos you make for company, loaded with safe, crowd-friendly toppings like cheddar, salsa, and maybe a rogue dollop of guac. A solid 7/10 snack, even if you secretly eat all the best ones before serving.

📚 500–599: Experimental Science Nachos

Here’s where we break culinary laws: buffalo chicken with queso, kimchi piled on tortilla chips, or even dessert nachos with caramel drizzle. Will they work? Who cares—we’re here for the chaos. 

📚 700–799: Artistic Nachos

Nachos so Instagram-worthy, eating them feels wrong. Cinnamon-sugar chips with chocolate drizzle? Art. Nachos that look like Picasso got into queso? Also art.

📚 900–999: Historical Nachos

Classic Mexican-style nachos with refried beans, queso fresco, and lime. A nod to tradition—and honestly, the only nachos that won’t make your abuela side-eye you.

So there you have it: the Nacho Decimal System, a perfectly organized snack experience for a world that can’t even alphabetize its spice rack. Today, let’s give nachos the structure they deserve—before we unhinge our jaws and devour them in total chaos.

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