The Nacho Cleanse You Didn’t Know You Needed

Is it still a cleanse if it’s topped with cheese? Asking for a friend. “Eat More Fruits and Vegetables Day” sounds like your mom’s voicemail, not a vibe. But rather than ignore it entirely (again), we’ve decided to meet it halfway—with a nacho platter that’s 50% vitamins, 50% self-deception, and 100% delicious.

Welcome to the Nacho Cleanse. No juice. No guilt. Just sweet potato chips piled high with grilled pineapple, tangy red cabbage slaw, smashed avocado, and a Greek yogurt lime drizzle. Sprinkle on chia seeds if you want your snacks to look like they’re going to Coachella.

Is it technically clean eating? Define “clean.” There’s fiber. There are antioxidants. There’s the smug joy of knowing your nachos have actual color that didn’t come from powdered cheese dust. This is the snack that lets you say “I’m taking care of myself” while double-dipping in lime crema.

Let’s be real—you’re not giving up nachos. You’re evolving them. You’re making better choices... with chips involved. That’s growth. That’s health. That’s the Nacho Cleanse.

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