The Siesta Supreme: Hammock Nachos for the Horizontal Gourmand

Look, some people climb mountains. Some run marathons. And some—true visionaries—eat nachos in hammocks. I know which tribe I belong to. Spoiler: it’s the one with melty cheese on their chin and absolutely zero shame.

Welcome to The Siesta Supreme, the ultimate nacho experience for those who believe gravity should be a suggestion, not a lifestyle. Constructed with reclining in mind, this platter is engineered for one-handed snacking, mid-nap munching, and minimal clean-up. Tortilla chips? Nope. These are tortilla pockets—soft, warm triangles folded to cradle fillings like sleepy little burrito babies. Fill them with creamy refried beans, spiced shredded chicken, or avocado-lime slaw. Think of them as snackable pillows for your face.

Of course, no supreme siesta is complete without cheese. But let’s be realistic: drippy cheddar rivers and hammocks mix like tequila and texting your ex. So we pivot. Enter: cheese pools. Individual ramekins of hot, velvety cheese dip and salsa set into a stable tray beside you, so your hammock doesn’t become a dairy crime scene. Sprinkle cotija and chopped jalapeños on top like confetti—because you deserve to party horizontally.

This isn’t just a recipe; it’s a movement. A lounge-forward lifestyle. A testament to those who dare to snack while suspended. So next time someone asks what you did today, look them straight in the eye, brush a tortilla crumb off your chest, and whisper, “I reclined into greatness.”