Huevos Rancheros McNachos

I don’t want it as a limited test. I don’t want it “while supplies last.” I want it assigned a number.

Number 14. Huevos Rancheros McNachos. In the app. Between the McGriddle and the Big Breakfast.

They would be breakfast nachos, but engineered.

Uniform tortilla chips built to hold weight. A layer of seasoned beans. Soft scrambled egg in deliberate pieces. A steady line of ranchero-style sauce applied with control. Melted cheese that binds instead of overwhelms.

No runny yolks. No loose components. Nothing that can’t survive a drive-thru window.

It would come in a contained box that actually respects structure. A fork would be included. The real ones would leave it in the wrapper.

It wouldn’t replace anything. It wouldn’t disrupt the board. It would just sit there permanently, like it had earned its number.

And I would order it without hesitation.