Nachos for When You Just Can’t Be Bothered

“Because effort is overrated—and so are properly layered nachos.”

It’s Blasé Day, the one day of the year where doing the bare minimum is not only acceptable but celebrated. And what better way to honor this glorious indifference than with Lazy Layer Nachos—the nacho equivalent of saying, “This’ll do.”

Forget precision or balance. These nachos start with a pile of chips dumped directly onto a plate—no rhyme, no reason, just vibes. Shredded cheese from the bag gets scattered haphazardly across the top, and then it’s straight to the microwave for 90 seconds (maybe less, who’s counting?). No guac, no salsa artistry, just a chaotic pile of technically nachos.

Why put in more effort? These nachos are perfect for the days when you can’t even pretend to care about plating or toppings distribution. And the best part? Every chip is a gamble—one might have a gooey clump of cheese, another might be completely bare. It’s all part of the charm (or so we’re telling ourselves).

So, this Blasé Day, let your nachos reflect your mood. Grab a chip, embrace the randomness, and remember: nachos don’t always have to be Instagram-worthy—they just have to exist.

Image created using DALL-E.