Nachos Never Let You Fall

Life is full of disappointment. Friends flake. Wi-Fi drops. That one pen you love vanishes into the void. But nachos? Nachos rarely let you down. Sure, sometimes you pull up a sad chip with nothing but a smear of cheese. Sometimes the jalapeños hide in one corner, plotting to scorch you. But even bad nachos are still better than a bowl of kale pretending to be dinner.

Because even at their weakest, nachos try. That naked chip you just fished out? It still crunches. That uneven pile of toppings? It still brings flavor. Nachos may wobble under the weight of melted cheese, but they never stop showing up. They are the snack version of a guardian angel, wings made of chips, halo dripping in cheddar.

And when you do land on the perfect bite — the mythical nacho with the exact right ratio of toppings — it feels less like luck and more like destiny. A sign that the universe is occasionally kind. In that moment, you don’t just eat, you believe.

So no matter how chaotic the world gets, nachos remain your safety net. They cannot fix your problems, they cannot balance your Wi-Fi signal, but they will catch you when you fall and soften the blow with cheese. Even at their worst, they are better than kale. And that’s proof enough they were sent here to watch over us.