Nachos That Vampires Fear

There are nachos you bring to parties. And then there are nachos you bring to end them.

The Garlic Bomb Nacho Platter is not subtle. It doesn’t whisper flavor—it screams it from across the room and then lingers in your house for 48 hours. Today is National Garlic Day, and we are absolutely going full breath-weapon on this thing.

We start with roasted garlic—whole cloves, golden and sweet, smashed right into the chip layer like little flavor landmines. Next: garlic confit, spooned on like molten silk. Then we build: garlic-fried chorizo, garlic crema, sautéed garlic greens, shredded cheese infused with (you guessed it) roasted garlic oil, and crispy garlic chips on top. Yes, that’s five types. No, we’re not done.

Final flourish? A side of raw garlic-chili salsa, because restraint is for people who still make eye contact with coworkers.

These nachos are not date-friendly. They are not gentle. They are not here to hold your hand.
They’re here to burn bridges, bless palates, and make your entire kitchen smell like truth.

Because on Garlic Day, we do not apologize.
We double down.

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