Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day: The Nacho Pillow Prophecy

Every year on May 29th, brave weirdos across the world place a pillow on top of their fridge in the name of prosperity, good fortune, and—allegedly—not summoning debt demons. But this year? We’re upgrading the ritual. We’re crafting a pillow that looks like a *tortilla chip*. Or better yet, a fully loaded platter of nachos. Why settle for a boring throw pillow when you could be honoring your fridge with a custom-stuffed triangle of crispy felt, complete with melted cheese-colored fabric and stitched-on jalapeños? Legend (OK, mostly me) has it that placing this sacred *Nacho Pillow* atop your fridge will unlock true snack fortune: fresher chips, bolder flavor pairings, and a fully loaded platter of nachos every time. Once the nacho pillow is in place, you’re ready to summon the luckiest nacho board of your life. Start with four cheeses — mozzarella, cheddar, pepper jack, and blue — to represent the four corners of snack abundance. Then seven toppings: roasted corn, chipotle chicken, guac, pickled red onion, jalapeños, sour cream, and a surprise fried egg buried somewhere in the center like a yolky omen. Will your finances improve? No idea. Will your nacho karma skyrocket into the crunchy stratosphere? Without question.