The Nacho Timekeeper: A Watch That Only Cares About Your Snack Schedule

Do you really need a smartwatch that counts your steps, tracks your sleep, and reminds you to breathe like you're a sentient potato? No. What you need is a watch that reminds you when it’s time for nachos. Introducing: The Nacho Timekeeper. It's not smart. It's snack-wise.

This revolutionary non-FDA-approved wrist companion doesn’t vibrate for meetings or text messages—just nacho alerts. Crunch o’clock? It knows. Salsa at high noon? Synced. Midnight nacho cravings? Already set an alarm. This isn’t just a concept. It’s a lifestyle accessory for those who believe time is relative, but nacho time is sacred.

Instead of numbers, the watch face is divided into nacho-related phases: Melty Morning, Cheesy Noon, Spicy Sundown, and Regretful Midnight. The minute hand? A tortilla chip. The second hand? An aggressively ambitious jalapeño. And if it ever stops ticking, it’s because you’ve been neglecting your daily nacho quota—shame.

This watch doesn’t tell you what time it is. It tells you what time it should be. And the answer is nacho time, always.