Trickle-Down Nachos: The Shareholder Special

Ah, the magic of trickle-down economics. Promising prosperity for everyone, yet somehow only delivering melted cheese and juicy toppings to the top layer. On National Shareholders Day, it’s time to honor the rich tapestry of inequality with a nacho platter that embodies the concept perfectly: Trickle-Down Nachos.

The top layer is a masterpiece. Golden tortilla chips are drenched in layers of molten cheddar and pepper jack cheese, topped with smoky pulled pork, fresh guacamole, and a lavish salsa that whispers, “Only the best for us.” A sprinkle of scallions and cilantro adds the kind of flair that screams “premium snack experience.”

But as you dig deeper, the reality sets in. The next layer? Sparse cheese at best. Maybe a stray bean or a forgotten tomato. And by the time you hit the bottom, it’s a barren wasteland of naked chips, staring up at you with the same disappointed look your wallet gave you after paying a “convenience fee” on your last online purchase.

This isn’t just a platter—it’s a metaphor. A greasy, cheesy reminder that the good stuff rarely trickles down to where it’s needed most. And yet, here we are, picking through the crumbs, trying to convince ourselves this was ever a fair system to begin with.

So on this National Shareholders Day, raise a chip (if you’re lucky enough to snag one with toppings) to the ones at the top. Because even if the nachos are unevenly distributed, at least we can all agree: cheese makes everything better.

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